Movie Log

Bear with me here! This page is essentially a Letterboxd data dump, but I’ll be working on the format and things as time goes on. Let’s call it yet another half-baked addition to the website. Letterboxd’s export feature spits out all its info in csv format, making my life an absolute breeze in terms of data manipulation. I have to admit I’m having a blast playing around with Python again! It’s been so long.

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Favourites

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The Matrix Tetsuo: The Iron Man Spider-Man 2 Punisher: War Zone

Reviews

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Not too many of these yet… I want to get better at writing reviews more often.

Tetsuo: The Bullet Man

Tetsuo: The Bullet Man (2009)
Watched: 23/12/2018

2

A star for another stellar soundtrack from Ishikawa, another for Trent Reznor’s song in the credits. The rest was dogshit. I don’t get how the first two films were so excellent and this was a dumpster fire. I’d compare this to Blade: Trinity in terms of subpar third entries, but that film had Triple H v. Ryan Reynolds. This film certainly didn’t have that! Nothing of the sort!

Gone Girl

Gone Girl (2014)
Watched: 01/07/2017

4.5

I really didn’t want to see Ben Affleck’s penis. Removing half a star for that. Other than that, I couldn’t say a bad thing about this film. I love it. Nick Dunne deserved everything that he got and then some.

Drive

Drive (2011)
Watched: 09/10/2016

2

Trash. Everything was sub-par, even the fake blood in that one hotel scene. It hurts more knowing that people hail this as some sort of masterpiece. Maybe this could’ve been improved if Ryan Gosling was replaced with literally anyone else.

The Doom Generation

The Doom Generation (1995)
Watched: 27/07/2016

2

This film had everything going for it – wardrobe, soundtrack, cast – and yet I could barely sit through it. This film was terrible. Rose looked stunning though.

Salt

Salt (2010)
Watched: 28/11/2015

4

Who doesn’t want to watch Angelina Jolie kick ass for a solid 90 minutes? I don’t think this film even had a plot. Didn’t need one.

Fight Club

Fight Club (1999)
Watched: 25/09/2015

5

I like this movie, a lot. It’s one of my favourites. I think it’s Ed Norton beating the living shit out of Jared Leto that does it for me. My only criticism:

Not gay enough!

The Proposal

The Proposal (2009)
Watched: 21/09/2014

3

This is the only rom-com I’ve managed to sit all the way through without wanting to fucking kill myself.

Diary

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I had a quick scroll through these and noticed a few ratings which seem ugly to me, so I’ll need to rewatch some of them (Jennifer’s Body? A 2/5? What the fuck was 15 year-old me thinking…)

Watched Name Year Rating
2020-06-14 Body Melt 1993 3
2020-06-14 Dark City 1998 4
2020-03-20 Hush 2016 2.5
2020-02-15 Parasite 2019 5
2020-01-08 Ben-Hur 2016 2
2020-01-08 Ant-Man 2015 3.5
2019-12-24 Kung Fu Panda 3 2016 3
2019-12-19 Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019 2.5
2019-10-11 Wrong Turn 2003 2.5
2019-10-10 Wolf Creek 2005 1.5
2019-10-07 Joker 2019 4.5
2019-08-18 John Wick 2014 2.5
2019-08-14 Get Out 2017 4.5
2019-08-04 Pacific Rim 2013 2.5
2019-08-04 Ocean’s Eight 2018 4
2019-04-14 Hellboy 2019 2
2019-04-07 The Fifth Element 1997 5
2019-01-20 Ghost Rider 2007 3.5
2018-12-31 Bird Box 2018 3
2018-12-23 Tetsuo: The Bullet Man 2009 2
2018-12-17 Demolition Man 1993 4
2018-12-15 Deadpool 2 2018 3
2018-12-15 Tetsuo II: Body Hammer 1992 3.5
2018-11-26 Johnny Mnemonic 1995 3
2018-10-20 S1m0ne 2002 3.5
2018-10-14 Black Swan 2010 4
2018-10-10 Blades of Glory 2007 3.5
2018-10-09 Interview with the Vampire 1994 3
2018-10-08 American Psycho 2000 3.5
2018-10-08 The Crow 1994 5
2018-10-01 Batman Begins 2005 2.5
2018-09-30 The Punisher 1989 4
2018-09-30 Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989 4
2018-09-30 Heathers 1988 4.5
2018-09-30 Hackers 1995 3.5
2018-08-12 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life 2003 3
2018-08-12 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2001 4
2018-08-11 Atomic Blonde 2017 3.5
2018-03-02 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 2015 2
2018-02-14 Black Panther 2018 4.5
2018-01-30 Nacho Libre 2006 2.5
2017-11-20 Gunhed 1989 3.5
2017-09-03 Death Note 2017 2
2017-07-07 Monsters University 2013 4
2017-07-01 Gone Girl 2014 4.5
2017-06-26 Unfriended 2014 2.5
2017-03-04 Logan 2017 4.5
2017-01-22 Suicide Squad 2016 2.5
2017-01-14 Assassin’s Creed 2016 3
2016-12-19 Paddington 2014 3
2016-10-29 Doctor Strange 2016 4
2016-10-09 Drive 2011 2
2016-08-12 Initial D 2005 2.5
2016-07-28 Mean Girls 2004 4
2016-07-28 The Punisher 2004 4.5
2016-07-28 Jawbreaker 1999 3.5
2016-07-28 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 1992 2.5
2016-07-27 Queen of the Damned 2002 4
2016-07-27 Zoolander 2 2016 1.5
2016-07-27 The Doom Generation 1995 2
2016-05-19 X-Men: Apocalypse 2016 3.5
2016-04-23 The Wolverine 2013 3.5
2016-04-04 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016 2.5
2016-04-01 The Babadook 2014 3
2016-03-29 The Evil Dead 1981 3.5
2016-03-29 Hulk 2003 2
2016-03-29 Evil Dead 2013 2
2016-02-26 Punisher: War Zone 2008 5
2016-02-21 Blade II 2002 3.5
2016-02-21 FRED: The Movie 2010 1
2016-02-17 Big Monster on Campus 2000 2.5
2016-02-15 Napoleon Dynamite 2004 4
2016-02-15 Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015 2.5
2016-02-15 Monsters, Inc. 2001 4
2016-02-15 Toy Story 1995 4
2016-02-14 Hitman: Agent 47 2015 1.5
2016-02-14 Deadpool 2016 4.5
2016-02-12 Hellboy II: The Golden Army 2008 4
2016-02-10 Toy Story 3 2010 4
2016-02-10 The Pianist 2002 3.5
2016-02-10 Inception 2010 4
2016-02-10 The Matrix 1999 4.5
2016-02-10 The Usual Suspects 1995 4
2016-02-10 The Silence of the Lambs 1991 3.5
2016-02-06 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015 1
2016-01-22 The Theory of Everything 2014 3.5
2015-12-28 The Jungle Book 1967 4
2015-12-24 Waiting… 2005 3.5
2015-12-24 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013 1.5
2015-12-24 Safe House 2012 4
2015-12-22 Kick-Ass 2010 1.5
2015-12-19 Big Nothing 2006 2.5
2015-12-19 Run, Fatboy, Run 2007 4
2015-12-04 The Contractor 2007 1.5
2015-12-04 Safe 2012 3
2015-11-28 Salt 2010 4
2015-11-22 Requiem for a Dream 2000 5
2015-11-21 Hotel Transylvania 2012 2.5
2015-11-21 Watchmen 2009 2.5
2015-11-21 Buying the Cow 2002 3
2015-11-21 Hollywoo 2011 2
2015-11-14 Hitman 2007 3
2015-11-08 The Lion King 1994 4.5
2015-10-25 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010 2.5
2015-10-25 The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009 2
2015-10-24 Twilight 2008 2.5
2015-10-17 Smokin’ Aces 2006 3.5
2015-10-17 Four Lions 2010 2
2015-10-17 The Forgotten Toys 1995 3.5
2015-10-16 Angela’s Ashes 1999 3
2015-10-09 Hellboy 2004 4
2015-09-29 Sharknado 2: The Second One 2014 2
2015-09-28 The Amazing Spider-Man 2012 3
2015-09-28 Rosemary’s Baby 1968 3
2015-09-28 The Grudge 2004 3
2015-09-28 The Room 2003 2
2015-09-28 Zoolander 2001 4.5
2015-09-28 Sinister 2012 3.5
2015-09-28 Her 2013 5
2015-09-28 Insidious 2010 2.5
2015-09-28 Coming Soon 1999 1.5
2015-09-28 Pi 1998 4.5
2015-09-28 Green Lantern 2011 3
2015-09-26 Hot Fuzz 2007 4.5
2015-09-25 You Don’t Mess with the Zohan 2008 2
2015-09-25 Fight Club 1999 5
2015-09-25 The Cabin in the Woods 2011 2
2015-09-13 Equilibrium 2002 3
2015-09-05 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982 4
2015-09-05 Marley & Me 2008 3.5
2015-09-05 Friday the 13th 2009 2.5
2015-09-05 Knowing 2009 3
2015-09-05 Bee Movie 2007 3.5
2015-09-05 Ratatouille 2007 4
2015-09-05 The Magic Roundabout 2005 2.5
2015-09-05 Cars 2006 3.5
2015-09-05 Peter Pan 2003 3.5
2015-09-05 Ice Age 2002 4
2015-09-05 Up 2009 4
2015-08-25 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014 2.5
2015-08-22 Night at the Museum 2006 3
2015-08-22 Tangled 2010 2.5
2015-08-22 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest 2006 4
2015-08-22 Madagascar 2005 3.5
2015-08-22 The Incredibles 2004 4
2015-08-22 The Hunger Games 2012 3
2015-08-22 Despicable Me 2010 1.5
2015-08-22 The Loved Ones 2009 3
2015-08-22 Shrek 2001 3.5
2015-08-22 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994 2.5
2015-08-21 The 40 Year Old Virgin 2005 3
2015-08-20 Blade: Trinity 2004 2.5
2015-08-19 Home Alone 1990 4
2015-08-19 Bedtime Stories 2008 2.5
2015-08-18 The Avengers 2012 3
2015-08-18 Jaws 1975 4
2015-08-18 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003 4
2015-08-18 Blade 1998 3.5
2015-08-17 Foolproof 2003 3.5
2015-08-15 Spider-Man 3 2007 3.5
2015-08-14 Spider-Man 2 2004 5
2015-08-14 Spider-Man 2002 4.5
2015-08-11 Chaos Theory 2008 4
2015-08-11 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009 2
2015-08-10 Jeepers Creepers 2001 3
2015-06-11 The Amityville Horror 2005 3
2015-06-06 Paper Man 2009 3.5
2015-06-06 National Lampoon’s Van Wilder 2002 3.5
2015-06-06 Hunger 2009 1.5
2015-05-27 The Voices 2014 4.5
2015-05-26 Romeo + Juliet 1996 2
2015-05-04 Sleepy Hollow 1999 4
2015-05-04 The Parent Trap 1998 2.5
2015-03-27 Dude, Where’s My Car? 2000 3.5
2015-03-26 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 1995 4
2015-03-26 Gamer 2009 3
2015-01-20 Cube 1997 4
2015-01-05 The Adventures of Tintin 2011 2.5
2015-01-04 V for Vendetta 2005 4.5
2015-01-04 Iron Man 2008 3.5
2015-01-04 Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014 2
2015-01-04 Exam 2009 4.5
2015-01-04 X-Men 2000 4
2015-01-04 Trainspotting 1996 4.5
2014-12-27 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End 2007 3.5
2014-12-01 Hotel Rwanda 2004 4
2014-11-16 Edward Scissorhands 1990 4.5
2014-11-16 Epic Movie 2007 0.5
2014-11-16 Avatar 2009 3.5
2014-11-16 Captain America: The First Avenger 2011 3
2014-11-16 Bruce Almighty 2003 3.5
2014-11-16 Minority Report 2002 3
2014-11-16 Buried 2010 5
2014-11-16 Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011 3
2014-11-16 Fantastic Four 2005 3
2014-11-16 Adventureland 2009 2
2014-11-16 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009 3
2014-09-21 Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004 2
2014-09-21 The Ring 2002 3.5
2014-09-21 Looper 2012 4.5
2014-09-21 The Proposal 2009 3
2014-09-20 Thor 2011 3.5
2014-09-20 The Holiday 2006 1.5
2014-09-20 Sky High 2005 1.5
2014-09-20 Gattaca 1997 2
2014-09-20 Pulp Fiction 1994 5
2014-08-01 Frozen 2010 3
2014-07-30 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004 4.5
2014-07-29 Juno 2007 4
2014-07-29 The Cable Guy 1996 3
2014-07-25 Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 1989 3.5
2014-07-13 The Nines 2007 4
2014-07-13 Gummo 1997 1.5
2014-07-10 The Polar Express 2004 2
2014-07-10 The Matrix Revolutions 2003 3
2014-07-10 The Matrix Reloaded 2003 3
2014-07-04 Attack of the Killer Refrigerator 1990 2
2014-07-03 Birdemic: Shock and Terror 2010 0.5
2014-06-25 Sharknado 2013 1.5
2014-06-24 Yes Man 2008 3.5
2014-06-14 The Incredible Hulk 2008 3.5
2014-06-14 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street 2007 4
2014-06-14 Garfield 2004 1
2014-06-14 The Butterfly Effect 2004 3.5
2014-06-09 Donnie Darko 2001 5
2014-06-09 Super 2010 3.5
2014-05-31 Child’s Play 1988 2.5
2014-05-31 WALL·E 2008 4
2014-05-31 X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009 2.5
2014-05-31 Mr. Bean’s Holiday 2007 2.5
2014-05-31 Wedding Crashers 2005 2.5
2014-05-31 X-Men: The Last Stand 2006 2.5
2014-05-31 Catwoman 2004 2
2014-05-31 The Day After Tomorrow 2004 3.5
2014-05-31 Ali G Indahouse 2002 2.5
2014-05-31 Office Space 1999 4
2014-05-31 The Thirteenth Floor 1999 2.5
2014-05-31 SLC Punk 1998 4
2014-05-31 Iron Man 3 2013 3
2014-05-31 Bean 1997 2.5
2014-05-31 Jennifer’s Body 2009 2
2014-05-31 Meet the Spartans 2008 0.5
2014-05-30 Blade Runner 1982 3.5
2014-05-28 X-Men: Days of Future Past 2014 4.5
2014-05-26 Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 2006 3.5
2014-05-25 The Truman Show 1998 4.5
2014-05-25 Ninja Assassin 2009 3.5
2014-05-24 Source Code 2011 4.5
2014-05-24 Brüno 2009 3
2014-05-13 Transformers 2007 3.5
2014-05-13 X2 2003 4
2014-05-13 The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) 2011 3.5
2014-05-04 Of Mice and Men 1992 3.5
2014-04-27 The Day the Earth Stood Still 2008 3.5
2014-04-27 X-Men: First Class 2011 3
2014-04-27 Iron Man 2 2010 3.5
2014-04-27 Speed 1994 3.5
2014-04-27 My Own Private Idaho 1991 3.5

Watchlist

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Fuck knows when I’m gonna get round to watching these.