The Original Line

Publish date: Sat, Jul 18, 2020
Last updated: Sat, Aug 15, 2020


Original

I still don’t know the domineering flavour of this drink. It’s tasty and I keep coming back to it. Sometimes a bitch will deviate and go for Rockstar or Relentless depending on what’s on offer but I always come back to this. 11g of sugar per 100ml can’t be so bad, can it? S tier.

Absolutely Zero

This tastes like concentrated bubblegum essence, like it needs mixing with something to be palatable. D tier.

LH44 - Lewis Hamilton

UPDATE: I bought another can to refresh my memory as it had been years since I last had this to drink. It’s fucking vile. It’s the same concentrated bubblegum fuckery that Absolutely Zero has, except instead of having the allure of being sugar free, it has sugar in it. It’s just horrid. I can finish the can, but it really needs mixing with something to be even remotely enjoyable. D tier.


I tried this years ago so I’m going off memory here. I remember it tasting like one of the subpar sugar-free flavours, but this time with sugar. I don’t think I want to shell out on another can to give a substantial review but I do remember this was a waste of time. C tier.

Fury

I looked up both Fury and Assault and their descriptions are the exact same… hmm. This Reddit thread seems to confirm that they’re the same thing, just different sizes.

Okay, so first the smell. It smells like shit. It would be like if I poured cola, a drink which should be outlawed for how foul it tastes, into a filthy ashtray and just let it fester for a week.

It tastes almost like cola. As the taste lingers it threatens to dip its toes into cola territory but not quite enough for me to spit the drink out. This is extremely difficult to drink. This is absolutely the worst flavour of Monster I’ve ever tasted. I was talking shit about Yerba Mate earlier on this page but I’d rather neck a full can of that than a can of this. This is an insult to beverages worldwide. F tier.

Mule - Ginger Brew

I went into this one in fear as I hate ginger beer and was expecting this to be that, but was pleasantly surprised to find it was ginger and lime. It actually tastes… fine.. but not sure if I’d buy it again. It was hard to finish the can to be honest. D tier.